William and Mary meal plan .  .  .                              $700  .  .  .                    

3 bags of tostidos and a Maxim  . . .                         $14  .  .  .

2 loads wash 1 load dry . . .                                     $2.75  .  . .

 Attempting to piece together the events of the night before . . . . . . .

                                                    Priceless . . .

       There.are.some.things.at.William.and.mary.Money.cant.buy. .

              For.everything.else.theres.william.And.Mary.express

Screw this, take me strait to a TONY DANZA web site